I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Is Oprah even human
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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