ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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