i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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