it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
You have to summon your inner elephant
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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