I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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