so explain again why im purple
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Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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