Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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