I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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