Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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