Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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