You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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