He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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