Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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