make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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