god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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