Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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