I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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