Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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