I can tuck mytits in my pants
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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