In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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