fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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