I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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