I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
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