great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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