Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
