Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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