Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
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woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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