Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize