I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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