Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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