My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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