Banned from zoo.
Again?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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