just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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