I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
my liver is dry heaving
is that a dick in a sweater?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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