Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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