hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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