Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
there is glitter all over my balls
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