i think i have herpe
just one?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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