You work out of a Hotel?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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