there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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