Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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