just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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