My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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