On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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