My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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