I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
FUCK WHALES
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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