I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You may now shotgun with the bride
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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