kristin has been a bad kristin
I faked an abortion last night.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
