We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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