I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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