So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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