I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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