He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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