how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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