Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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