It's Friday. Sex?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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